Typically it takes blood, sweat and tears to bring a child into the world, or so I'm told. Not so for theLanvinarchist. This bundle of joy was delivered to me as I was walking down the street daydreaming after a long day of thinking too damn hard. I don't consider my life to be so exciting as to make people want to read about it. But I am told my outlook on said normal life is. So here she is, my baby, theLanvinarchist. Born naked and screaming and ready to rock. Go forth and conquer, little one and welcome to the world.